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lump in my throat


My masseuse found a lump in my throat today. OHMYGAWDI’MGUNNADIEBETTERSEEADOCTORRIGHTAWAY.

What am I NOT going to do? Fershur I am not going to one of those heavily trained monkeys who turn everything into deadly cancer treatments.

First and foremost, I will see what my natural immune system has to say about it. I’ll be helping in any way I can.

I have had a sore throat for weeks. There, too, I am observing as my body deals with the invaders.

It would appear that my internal soldiers have now subdued the assailants and moved them to some gland where we can isolate and eventually expel them. My massage therapist suggests I regularly, gently rub the area to help with that process.

Sounds a lot better than OHMYGAWDI’MGUNNADIEBETTERSEEADOCTORRIGHTAWAY.